Trying to Snap Zima’s Other Achilles
THE SCENE:
More Januaryer that it’s been all year. I was expecting the 2nd post of Megadoodoo and the first post of an FNG I’ve been working on for several months. I received neither.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
Given.
WARM-O-RAMA:
I had a little trivia game prepared as an F3 primer for the guys that didn’t show. I informed the PAX that the Warm-o-rama would consist of 6 exercises, each of which would be a set of 10 burpees. However, a correct answer to a trivia question for each one would result in changing that burpee set to a more standard warmup exercise.
Question 1: What is the mission of F3? Correctly answered as a group effort by No Fuego, Tiger Lily, and Wall Builder: “To plant, grow, and serve small workout groups for the invigoration of male community leadership.” Reward: SSH x20
Questions 2-6: Name one of the 5 core principles of F3. All were correctly answered by various members of the group, with all participating. Rewards: Daisy Pickers x15, Imperial Walkers x15, Windmills x15, Hillbillies x15, Little Arm Circles x10 (each direction).
THA-THANG:
Suicide B.O.M.B.S. Cones were placed at 15, 30, and 45 yards. PAX partnered up. One performed an exercise while the other ran a suicide.
Exercising partner:
50 Burpees
100 Overhead Claps
150 Merkins
200 Big Boy Situps
250 Squats
Running partner:
Run to cone 1 and do 1 rep of the same exercise that partner is working on. Run back to start point.
Run to cone 2 and do 2 reps. Run back to start point.
Run to cone 3 and do 3 reps. Run back to start point.
Flapjack with partner.
MARY:
Nope.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5: Choker (QIC), No Fuego, Tiger Lily, Wall Builder, Zima
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Parenting is a very important job. But a parent’s most important job is to live like the adult that we wish our children to become.
MOLESKIN:
Last time I Q’d this workout, Zima’s achilles asploded. Apparently he’s been drinking his ensure since then, and further injury was avoided.
Flobee woke up late, but did the right thing by Starsky-ing at Crave.
Megadoodoo and my supposed FNG will rue the day they fartsacked my Q.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
QSource lunch, Fridays at East Memphis Whole Foods.
V.A.P.E. next Tuesday night. See preblast.