Independence Day Convergence

THE SCENE: Warm. Shorts weather. Lots of PAX.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Everyone was welcomed and disclaimed with the exception of Chuck E Cheese who showed up as we were beginning our march and YHC forgot to additionally disclaim him. I’ll do better next time.
WARM-O-RAMA:

Moseyed to First Formation. Ran IC in a 3 column formation while YHC called cadences. Cadences were When I Say One, When My Granny, and I Can Run All Day. A tire with a bottle water was also pulled while PAX were running IC or moseying, and was rotated as necessary.
THA-THANG:

After running IC to our first station, PAX were asked what year our country declared its independence. PAX answered correctly and avoided the penalty.

We then spelled “America” with:

  • ATMs (Alternating Shoulder Taps ICx20, Tempo Merkins ICx10, Merkins ICx10)
  • Monkey Humpers ICx20
  • Energizer Bunnies ICx10
  • Red Bull Smurf Jacks ICx10
  • Imperial Walkers ICx20
  • Carolina Dry Docks ICx10
  • ATMs ICx 10-5-5

Mosey single file approximately 200 yards and performed alternating shoulder taps until all-in. PAX were asked what country we were declaring independence from and who was their king. Most PAX answered England/Britain and got King George, but our youngest PAX out there, Prime Time (12), gave the exact answer of King George III. No penalty.

Mosey to Beaver Lake and began 11s on the hill next to the lake. The method of travel down hill was the Bear Crawl, Derkins at the bottom, Backwards Run to the top, and Bobby Hurleys at the top. Performed exercise for approximately 7 minutes until Q called time.

Mosey to the beginning of the Tour De Wolf. PAX circled up and performed Merkins in a rotating fashion, one after another, until all in. Q asked the PAX to complete this sentence from the Declaration of Independence: We hold these truths to be self-evident…

All PAX completed the first half of the sentence of “that all men are created equal,” but paused thinking that was the end. Lipton confidently finished out the sentence with a resounding “That they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among them are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.” No penalty.

Mosey to flags.

EndEx

MARY:
No time, but boy did I have some planned.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
53 PAX. 2 FNGs. Lynx, TLC, Croissant, WannaCry, Chucky E Cheese, Mardi Gras, Sonic, Searcy, OP, Tree Hugger, Dopey, Gun Show, Beetus, Tiger Lily, Rosetta Stone, Reaper, Blart, Chioccetti, Shy Guy, Teacher’s Pet, Lipton, Hot-N-Ready, Slots, Tremor, Ike, Lazarus, Snowman, Beauty Shop, Halpert, Jail Bait, Black Diamond, Nature Boy, Mud Pants, C-Lo, Soybean, Steinbrenner, Sparky, Pops, Hollywood, Pirtle, Skids (Skids100?), Hello Kitty, Ratio (FNG), Gut Check (can’t tag), Prime Time (can’t tag), Ice Man, Rainbow Warrior, Dial Up (Dial-Up?), Big Top, Photoshop, Sully, Paralegal, Grimace
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Talked about this grievance from the Declaration of Independence:

Grievance 19[edit]

“For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offenses:”

Summary[edit]

On the fifteenth of April, 1774, Lord North introduced a bill in Parliament, entitled ” A bill for the impartial administration of justice in the cases of persons questioned for any acts done by them in the execution of the laws, or for the suppression of riots and tumults in the province of Massachusetts Bay, in New England.” This bill, known as the Administration of Justice Act, provided that in case any person indicted for murder in that province, or any other capital offence, or any indictment for riot, resistance of the magistrate, or impeding the revenue laws in the smallest degree, he might, at the option of the Governor, or, in his absence, of the Lieutenant Governor, be taken to another colony, or transported to Great Britain, for trial, a thousand leagues from his friends, and amidst his enemies.

The arguments used by Lord North in favor of the measure, had very little foundation in either truth or justice, and the bill met with violent opposition in parliament. The minister seemed to be actuated more by a spirit of retaliation, than by a conviction of the necessity of such a measure. “We must show the Americans,” said he, ‘ that we will no longer sit quietly under their insults; and also, that even when roused, our measures are not cruel or vindictive, but necessary and efficacious.” Colonel Barre, who, from the first commencement of troubles with America, was the fast friend of the colonists, denounced the bill in unmeasured terms, as big with misery, and pregnant with danger to the British Empire. “This,” said he, “is indeed the most extraordinary resolution that was ever heard in the Parliament of England. It offers new encouragement to military insolence, already so insupportable. By this law, the Americans are deprived of a right which belongs to every human creature, that of demanding justice before a tribunal composed of impartial judges.”[17]

The text of the bill contained the following:

In that case, it shall and may be lawful for the governor, or lieutenant-governor, to direct, with the advice and consent of the council, that the inquisition, indictment, or appeal, shall be tried in some other of his Majesty’s colonies, or in Great Britain.[18]

YHC talked about the Americans refusing to accept that they might have to return to England to stand trial in a foreign land among men who were not their peers.

Men today are facing powers that want to pull us back to places we don’t need to or want to go. Surrounding ourselves with other men to hold us accountable, to help us move through things that will pull us back, and to make us better is what F3 is about. We’re not just here to get better physically, but to grow spiritually, mentally, and emotionally, and to not let the things of the past pull us back.

MOLESKIN:

Moseying with such a large group over a long distance presents challenges, and trying to challenge each individual at the level they’re on is also difficult. Running IC at the beginning of the workout and having slower runners up front to set the pace both pushes the slower runners, but also allows better runners to warm up (or pull a tire if you’re lucky). It also keeps runners together and helps with motivation. Definitely not something that should be used all the time, but it’s a good tool to know and have with larger groups.

I appreciate TP and others bringing Gatorade and water out today. It was hot and we ran a lot, but we didn’t have any heat casualties.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dads +2.0s Saturday at 0700. If you have questions, Slots has probably already asked it in the Mumblechatter.

Memorial Day Convergence 2019

Date: 05/27/2019

AO: The Barracks

QIC: Gus

PAX: Webelo, Ike, Choker, Backseat, Teacher’s Pet, Bailout, Halpert, Bobsled, Soulja Boy, Blart, Beauty Shop, Rocket Launcher, Altar Boy, Fish Bowl, C-Lo, Billy Blanks, Snowman, Slots, Laettner, Sonic, Anklet, Bottomless, Soybean, Tiger Lily, Shoestring, Bookworm, Chioccetti, O Positive, Pirtle, Lazarus, Judah, Rabbit, Coach K, Captain Obvious, Dial Up, Hello Kitty, Photoshop, O’Reilly, Granola, Mudpants, Flatland, Speaker, Gus | FNG: Wasabi, GoDaddy, Jamm

Conditions: 73F and humid; gross

WELCOME

DISCLAIMER

NAME INTROS

Warm-o-Rama
SSH IC x 15
Daisy Picker IC x 15
Imperial Walker IC x 15
Temp Squat IC x 15

MERKIN MILE
25 Merkins every quarter mile; Group stays together.

Dora 1-2-3
100 merkins
200 BBSUs
300 squats

Sprints
Sprint the straightaways
Walk the curves

MARY
Hello, Dolly! IC x 15
Boxcutter IC x 15
Pickle Pounder IC x 15

Ratchet Shoulder x2 Blaster to ENDEX

Count-o-Rama (46)

Name-o-Rama

COT / BOM: We honor the service and sacrifice for those who died in the service of our country. We must fight for worthy causes, both at home and abroad, in our homes and overseas, for those we love and in defense of the nation.

“Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends.” John 15:13

The ultimate example of sacrifice is found in the Person of Jesus Christ, who gave Himself for the sins of the world.

MOLESKIN: It was my honor to lead these Men in a Memorial Day workout. I love the PAX.

FNG naming logic:
Wasabi
> Sushi t-shirt
Jamm > Running for city council
GoDaddy > Does something with start-ups or the Internet or both

A Tour de la Levee

THE SCENE: 58°. Moistish. Early. Provocative. Somewhat dangersome. In other words … a typical Monday in the King’s court.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC x 20
Imperial Walkers IC x 15
Plank Jacks IC x 15
Arm Circles IC x 10
Merkins IC x 10

THA-THANG: 

  1. Mosey to Skate Park
    1. Bear Balls to the Wall
    2. Partner up R1: Dips & Prisoner Squats (100 total reps) … flapjack @  25
    3. Partner up R2: Jump Squats & Merkins (100 reps reps) … flapjack @ 25
  2.  Mosey to Big Parking Lot
    1. Burpee Ring of Fire (Burpees x 3, Plank while you wait) … did this about 5ish minutes, with multiple PAX performing burps around various points of the “ring”
  3.  Mosey to Tennis Courts
    1. Partner up R3: Carolina Dry Docks (100 total reps) + backpedals
    2. Partner up R4: Jump Lunge (3 rounds) + Bear Crawl/Crawl Bear
    3. Partner up R5: Hand Release Merkins (50 total reps) + Crab Walks
  4.  Mosey to Startex

MARY:
Flutter Kick IC x 20
Freddie Mercury IC x 15
LBC IC x 15

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA: 28 dudes: Krylon, Coach K, C-Lo, Blart, Trojan, Cheesesteak, Lazarus, Dial-up, Wachita, Capri Sun, Popeye, Barney, Hello Kitty, Laettner, Pablo, Slicnut, Halpert, Vector, Boreland, Rocket Launcher, Nissan, Meter Maid, Anklet, Peekaboo, 1040, Billy Blanks, Wall Street, Captain Obvious (QIC)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:Ensure the ones you’re charged with leading get the best of you, not the rest of you.

MOLESKIN: The Levee is undefeated in 2019 KotB matches. The tennis courts were slicker than usual (@Slicnut). The PAX don’t like burpees, and they sure don’t like planking while waiting to do burpees. SMH. Halpert tried very hard to break bad in high school. YHC is thankful he didn’t #dobetter in that regard. Blart brought hazelnut-roasted red cherry-autumn daisy blossom-flavored coffee for PLC. Classic inner-looping #HIM. Surprise visit from Laz. YHC think he just needed a face-to-face with his dealer (@Escobar). Capri Sun’s mom-in-law’s aunt was murdered by Ted Bundy. Or something like that. Crime was a theme this morning. It’s like we were all at the Turd. Pablo legit posted on one leg and a gut full o’ grit. Why did you ride the fartsack again?

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pour one out for Larry. Reports are he may have suffered his ultimate demise.

Twenty-Nineteen!

Date: 01JAN2019

AO: Mothership

QIC: Gus

PAX: U-Rock, Roomba, Granola, Bookworm, Cowbell, Sonic, Lodge, Park Bench, Teacher’s Pet, Anklet, Tiger Lily, Grimace, Commie, Rousey, Cheddar, Dial-Up, Soybean, Choker, Potiphar, Mile High (visiting from Dallas TX), Bottomless, Pops, Billy Blanks, Tree Hugger, Bombay, Altar Boy, Nature Boy, Casio, Lipton, Tremor, Halfpipe (visiting from Jackson MS), Crayfish, One & Done, Snowman, O Positive, Jail Bait, Rabbit, Black Diamond, Lazarus, Speaker, Stephen King, Orange Julius, Halpert, Pablo, Rosetta Stone, Gus | FNGs (4): The Sizzler, Guess Who, Nissan, Homebody

Conditions: Clear and 48F; B-E-A-utiful!

WELCOME

DISCLAIMER (given, with apologies, after the first two exercises of Warm-o-Rama)

Warm-o-Rama
SSH IC x 19
Pike walkouts OYO x 10
Daisy Pickers IC x 19
Side Stretch (hold each side 30 secs)
Annie IC x 10 (each side)
Groiner Stretch (hold each side 30 secs)
Fire Hydrant IC x 10 (each side)
Baby Arm Circles IC x 10 (forward & reverse)
Windmill IC x 19

* Mosey nearly one lap around parking lot; partner up *

MINIATURE DORA
50 BBSU
100 Merkins
150 Squats

* Mosey north to small hill; find a partner with similar body type *

PARTNER CARRY
PAX 1 carries PAX 2 up the hill.
Mosey back down.
PAX 2 carries PAX 1 up the hill.

* Mosey to visitor center *

HANDSTAND PUSH-UPS 19
(Combined reps always add up to 19.)
10 HSPUs; 9 squats
9 HSPUs; 10 squats
. . . .
2 HSPUs; 17 squats
1 HSPU; 18 squats

* Mosey back to SP parking lot; Monkey Humpers along the way just for good measure *

MARY
Flutterkick IC x 19
Hello, Dolly! IC x 19

Ratchet Shoulder Blaster to ENDEX

Count-o-Rama (50)

Name-o-Rama

COT / BOM: In the coming year, don’t let external conditions determine your level of Commitment.

MOLESKIN: The Sky Q blessed us with a beautiful morning, and the PAX showed out. Only a couple complained of their physical status before the workout began, which led me to believe that the PAX rang in the new year without over-indulging. Those who partied with F3 Memphis at the 2018 New Year’s Day Convergence were familiar with many of the elements of today’s workout, but we were about 40 degrees warmer than one year ago. The difference in temperature is what inspired my challenge to the PAX–meet your commitments regardless of external conditions. Today was pleasant, but the storms are coming.

T-claps go out to…

  • Rabbit, who long ago EH’d a Texas Man, who eventually posted in Dallas and was named Mile High. Mile High ended up posting today and bringing two FNGs, which means Rabbit is credited with three PAX! The Man knows how to multiply.
  • U-Rock, who took some amazing still images of today’s workout. You can tell he used to work at Olan Mills.
  • Halfpipe, who probably only posted because his little brother asked him to.
  • Snowman, for carrying my Six up that hill.
  • O Positive, Bradshaw extraordinaire, for bringing food and beverage for Parking Lot Coffeeteria.

GrowRuck 12 – Grow School Workout

On September 22, 2018, F3 Nation’s GrowRuck Q (Bono), Weasel Shaker (Slaughter), and Nantan (Dredd) led 62 PAX in a 60-minute beatdown at ECS. This is what happened, in Bono’s words.

GrowRuck 12 Memphis Workout

It was 0700 at Evangelical Christian School in Cordova, TN. The pax gathered near the entrance to the astroturf field engaging in that nervous mumble chatter that occurs when men don’t know exactly what to expect. This was the beginning of GrowSchool and GrowRuck 12. 62 men joined us for the disclaimer…

Disclaimer
We always begin with the Disclaimer. Here’s a version the Q sometimes uses: “Welcome to F3Nation. We are a free, peer-led workout, which means that even if you think I look like a stud, I am not a professional. This will be difficult and I recommend you get in your car and go home. Or you can modify as needed and watch out for your brothers beside you. We leave no man behind, and we leave no man where they are. Pay attention to the Q. Pay attention to what your body tells you.”

The Thang
Follow Me/Shock & Awe – The unexpected is part of what we expect during a GrowRuck. A “Follow Me” run allows us to break a normal routine of doing 20 Side Straddle Hops IC. We circled up at the football practice field and started with a warm-up of 10 Burpees OYO. Next we continue with 8 Burpees IC (6-count); Then we continue with 6 burpees. The pax started to figure out the routine and determined that next we would do 4 Burpees. Before the final round, the pax had to guess the count – NOT 2 burpees, but 10 burpees. Never think the finish line is the finish until you hear “recover”, aka “Get prepared for the expected, BE prepared for the unexpected.

Counting Cadence – Next Dredd gave a quick overview of counting cadence. He reviewed the reasons WHY we count cadence and led the pax through a series of exercises. Throughout the workout we had several pax come up at count cadence and learned that even though Dredd almost always does a 4-count cadence, a Q can use a “tempo” cadence if it works for the exercise. After that we did another “follow me” to the track.

Dirty McDeuce – The Dirty McDeuce is made up of 4 sets of 3 exercises done to 12 reps. Each set has one chest exercise, one leg exercise and one core exercise. After each set of three exercises, you run a lap of a track or whatever else is handy (parking lot, etc.)
1st Stop – Merkins, Squats, Flutter Kicks
2nd Stop- Carolina Dry Docks; Mule Kicks, Freddy Mercurys
3rd Stop – Wide Arm Merkins, Jump Squats, “Oh Yeah!! IC. This time we made sure to connect with another pax on the mosey around the track.
4th Stop – Merkins IC, Squats IC, Flutter Kicks IC – This round was done IC with three locals leading the way.
Then Gus led everyone around the track to mosey as a TEAM, it became a side shuffle, hand holding effort. We learned why the “Rule of 3” is key in leading a large group of men, because as the Q whispered changes to Gus, it was harder to communicate and meet the standard. The pax did not meet the standard, so the Q led the pax in 10 burpees IC. The pax then moseyed to the luxurious astroturf field for a final evolution. On the way we stopped for the 6 and pounded out 59 4-count flutter kicks (that’s about how many men registered for the Tough challenge originally…”Be prepared for the unexpected…”

Bear Crawls – The final evolution was modified to become a bear crawl to the 45 OYO and followed by a team bear crawl back. On the way back the men determined that pausing at the yard lines became a good way to stay together, which was a skill used early on in the Tough that evening.

6MoM – Slaughter finished out the last 3 minutes with some of his favorite ab exercises. The trick here is by not “recovering” the burn was compounded, even in 3 minutes. Remember to make things difficult, so “no man is left where we found him.”

COT/BOM – Thanks was offered for the pax, safety, and strength. We got to sing “It is well” and all was well.

PAX 
Co-Qs – Bono, Dredd, Slaughter
Memphis PAX – Shoestring, Uncle Rico, Pops, Halpert, Short Timer, Commie, Choker, O Positive, Bruce Wayne, Tiger Lily, Cheesesteak, Slicnut, Soybean, Speaker, Nature Boy, Tomb Raider, Toms, Captain Obvious, Handsy, Woody, Gilligan, Snowman, C-Lo, Mama’s Boy, Renfro, Daniel Tiger, Tree Hugger, Bookworm, Woodpecker, Bombay, Gus, Lazarus, Harbaugh, Teacher’s Pet, Thundercat, Nickelback, U-Rock, Sleep Number, Phat Pat, Carport, T-Swift, Four Eyes, Pronto Pup, Bottomless, Snookie, Laettner, Meter Maid, Geppetto, Orange Julius
Willy Lomans – Kramer (STL), Sheldon (STL), Halfpipe (Jackson MS), Duck Tales (Chattanooga), F150 (Dallas), Boy Scout (Houston)
FNGs (4) – Rock, The Seeker, Mercy, Young Lucille

Moleskin – Jocko once said, “Life is like burpees, you fall down and get back up. You fall down and get back up.” This group of men started with a bang and at this workout and never disappointed the F3Nation pax. We figured out how to do burpees, how to count cadence, how to recover when falling by diving. We moseyed with brothers, we muscled through 59 flutter kicks when they were not expected. We were men enough to hold each other’s hands (man the Q was surprised when that took place) and we began to learn the power of connecting with a brother by asking him questions and leading through love. When we had to work as a team, it seemed like the pax was given a heads up on the bear crawls, because the Q didn’t give directions, the pax organized themselves. This was a Sua Sponte occurrence that continued to take place as the Individual Initiative (I2) took place over the next 24 hours through the challenge.

This weekend was one of the most rewarding, difficult things the Q has participated in. The bonds of brotherhood and friendship that started with the Friday Night 2nd F really culminated at the service on the Mississippi led by 4 Eyes at the end of the Tough. YHC is proud to call all of the F3 Memphis, St Louis, Dallas, Houston, Jackson, and Chattanooga, pax a brother.

Thank you my friends. SYITG – Bono 

Debut GMT-angle

THE SCENE: Immediately after some extra motivated PAX gathered in the pre-gloom, middle of the night, to ruck several mileZ, dawn broke, a nice cool breeze off the lake, and a very wonderful 72ish degrees.  unfortunately with the launch of F3s Little Rock and Mobile, the mothership was without a shovel flag.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Was disclaimed, then after some FNGs posted a few minutes late, was disclaimed again
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x 25 IC, Daisy pickers x15 IC, Imperial Walkers x 15 IC, Arm circles both forward and backward x 15 IC
Plyometrics: approx. 25 yards one way…Frankensteins, butt kickers, high knees, karaoke x2 (facing same way), Best Stretch ever (this elicited many midwife noises as PAX felt stretches in places they may not have known existed).

THA-THANG:
Broke PAX into groups of 3.  Each performed a 12 minute AMRAP as discussed below.

  • GROWN MAN THIGH-ANGLE – 3 cones placed in triangle approx. 15 yards apart.  Cone 1 –  12 squats…broad jump to cone 2, Cone 2 – 12 mountain climbers (total or per leg, each PAX decide), lunge walk to cone 3, Cone 3) 12 single leg deadlifts.
  • Arm circuit – had 2 sandbags of approx. 60 lbs and needed a few rucks as well.  Partner up and in a you go, I go fashion, perform:  10 bent over rows, 10 curls, 10 triceps extension (skull crushers), 10 Shoulder to overheads…then 5 each front and side raises with partner resistance
  • Cardio Circuit:  start with 15 ruck thrusters, then jog big lap around the lot, halfway around, 15 burpees, then back to start…rinse and repeat.
  • Much mumblechatter, and maybe it was the aforementioned mileZ, but particularly a lot of groaning coming from the thigh-angle throughout all 3 groups.
  • Took approx. 60-90 second breaks between each round.
  • One PAX splashed merlot, not exactly sure who it was, but initially said he had to pee…what as expelled was from a different hole (thankfully for all of us)

MARY:
just a few mintues for mary, called Nature boy to pick exercise 1) flutter kicks, did a lot, I lost count.  then Speedy called freddie mercurys

Finish with stargazers.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
21 PAX with 4 FNGs:  nature boy, lazarus, gus, teachers pet, moon pie (FNG), renfroe, chaperone, t swift, sleep number, tree hugger, speedy, u rock, stumpy (FNG),  nickelback, grapo, luther (FNG), schrute (FNG), standard deviation, grimace, thundercat, mamas boy
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC was really encouraged today during the pre-ruck gloom when Bootheel and I had opportunity to get to know one another better.  We were both lamenting some of the needs surrounding both of our work with the youth in Memphis, and at the end of the ruck time, he reminded me of James 1:2 – ” consider it pure joy my bothers when you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance”
YHC has been in a bit of a dry spell spiritually, where I have felt sometimes overwhelmed by demands of fatherhood, work, relationship with the M, stresses from family and church, etc, etc.

This verse reminded me that these trials and dry spells produce perseverance, which when the next verse reminds us that when perseverance finishes its work, it leads to maturity and FAITH.
I was so thankful for this group of men who show up together, encourage one another and help pull each other through difficult things (be they workouts, rucks, growrucks, or spiritual trying times).
This is so much more than a workout men!  thankful for you all!

 

It’s a Celebration

I’ve been involved with F3 in three different Regions: Knoxville, Chattanooga, and Memphis. This is the first time I’ve been in one place for a whole year. I’ve Posted with the Men of F3 Memphis in rain, sleet, snow, extreme heat, and bitter cold; early in the morning and late at night; for breakfast, lunch, and supper. I just EH and Post, but somehow we’ve grown to cover the city of Memphis and every major suburb in Shelby County. To God be the glory, and to Memphis Men be the T-claps!

Prepping for this workout made me appreciate the steady Leadership I’ve seen from other F3 Men: Dredd, OBT, Mini Me, Cap’n Crunch, Proton, Woodshack, Ratchet, P-Nut, Angus, Bagger Vance, etc. Those guys made it easy to remember that it’s not about me (IM3). That’s the first lesson of being a Workout Q. Leading 50+ Men in a sixty-minute workout isn’t easy. There’s so much room for failure, so many ways I could look foolish, that I was anxious about putting pen to Weinke. But it’s not about me. If there’s anything F3 teaches us, it’s that.

Date: 08/18/2018

AO: Mothership

QIC: Gus

Conditions: 75F and breezy – better than we deserved

WELCOME

DISCLAIMER

Warm-o-Rama
SSH IC x 50
Daisy Pickers IC x 15
LBAC IC x 10 (each direction)
Imperial Walker IC x 15
Sprint at 25% – Butt Kickers to start
Sprint at 50% – Carioca
Sprint at 80% – High Knees
Sprint at 90% – Power Skips

Find a partner. While moseying to hill, find out your partner’s (A) hometown and (B) favorite breakfast food.

ELEVENS
Monkey Humpers at top

Burpees at Bottom

Flutter Kicks while you wait!

Find a new partner. While moseying back to parking lot, find out your partner’s (A) high school alma mater and (B) favorite Gatorade flavor. [Some Men immediately declared that Gatorade only comes in colors, not flavors. I encouraged those Men to discuss that nuance with their respective partners. Powerade drinkers were not recognized.]

Divide into two groups based on partner’s favorite breakfast food: savory over here, sweet over there. I made a few adjustments to make the groups relatively even in number.

Groups started diagonally across and completed the following circuit:

Bear Crawl — — — — Crab Walk
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Crab Walk — — — — Bear Crawl

MARY
Flutter Kick IC x 30
Hello, Dolly! IC x 30
Not-So-La-Z-Boy (hold for 30 seconds)
 – Cheesesteak started singing Sweet Caroline during this hold, because he’s a yankee. When I remarked that he was a yankee, he thought he was correcting me by pointing out that song’s popularity in Boston. Only a yankee would not know that Bostonians are yankees.
Pickle Pounders IC x 10
J-Lo IC x 10
Jane Fonda IC x 10 (each leg)
Hollywood Side Crunch IC x 10

SPRINTS
In the parking lot at the Mothership, there are concrete pads that jut out to form a sort of sidewalk for pedestrians. They roughly divide the length of the parking lot into thirds, which was suitable for my purposes.
1/3 – walk back
2/3 – walk back
3/3 – walk back
2/3 – walk back
1/3 – walk back
2/3 – walk back
3/3
3/3

This was a bit messy, both because of the size of the Group and because I use phrases that could reasonably be misconstrued as directions to begin sprinting (e.g., “Let’s go!”) to exhort the PAX. We made it. Orange Julius pulled a hammy.

 

 

 

 

Circle of Trust
Count-O-Rama: 56
Name-O-Rama: Soybean, Woodpecker, Red Sox, Speaker, Hitch, Four Eyes, Teacher’s Pet, Bootheel, Squeegee, Vocals, Jailbait, U-Rock, Roomba, Beauty Shop, Cheesesteak, Shoestring, Heavyweight, Snookie, Rabbit, Cowbell, Phat Pat, Snowman, Mama’s Boy, Bottomless, Orange Julius, Renfro, Nature Boy, Transplant, Moana, Slots, Speedy, Baby Gap, Nickelback, Pops, Sleep Number, Tiny, C-Lo, Murdock, Captain Obvious, Laettner, Harbaugh, Bookworm, Uncle Rico, O Positive, Lazarus, Gus | FNGs: Thundercat, George the Baptist, Fabio, T-Swift, Red Hot, Chili Pepper, Landshark, Standard Deviation, Daniel Tiger, Grapico
BOM:  After Cain killed Abel, God asked Cain where his slain brother was. Cain’s sardonic reply: “Am I my brother’s keeper?” The rest of the Bible and the course of human history tells us that, if we are going to make it, each of us is our brother’s keeper.

This is the will of God, that by doing good you should put to silence the ignorance of foolish people. Live as people who are free, not using your freedom as a cover-up for evil, but living as servants of God. Honor everyone. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the emperor. 1 Peter 2:15-17

Moleskin: Fifty-three Men showed up to celebrate a whole year of F3 Memphis. We picked up a few more along the way. There’s no stopping us now!

Super Saturday

THE SCENE: A balmy 80 degrees in the Sun, but maybe 79 degrees when we hit the shade. YHC felt like Christmas in June.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Stumbled through it and explained that we would work together/keep moving.

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC 4ct. x30

Tempo Squats IC 4ct  x 20

Line Jumps-front to back and side to side . 30 sec each way

Hip Tosses–30 sec

Tempo Runs–50 yards.  2x 50%, 2×75%, 1 full sprint

Stretch what ya need.

Walking groin stretch–Opening and closing the gate as we walked to Starting point

THA-THANG:

x2 rounds
Tic tac to lunges x 10 each leg and lap around parking lot. SSH until all in before starting second round

Mosey to benches by the Kitchen

x5 rounds

10 dips, 10 incline merkins, 10 box jumps (or step ups)

x 20 Side step ups to high knee each leg

Mosey to Hill

x5 Sprint up hill, jog down hill

GRAB WATER WHILE HEADING TO PARKING LOT (NON NEGOTIABLE)

3 Rounds of Butkus (quick steps on curb for  1 min, short rest and rinse repeat)

Partner Hold Calf Hops x 1 min each calf per person

Plank to step through x 1 min (Hold plank to modify), x20 Little man in the woods, x15 Dive bombers

Plank to step through x 1 min (Hold plank to modify), x20 Little man in the woods, x10 Dive bombers

Parking lot sprints (maybe 100 yards) . Sprint one, jog back. Rinse and repeat

MARY:
Spiderman Merkins x 10 IC 4 ct

Jump squats IC 4ct x 5

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
19 PAX, 1 FNG=TagALong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC shared the lyrics to Walking on Water by Needtobreathe

The wind is strong, the water is deep
My heart is heavy and my mind won’t sleep
Oh can you heal, my fear it breathes
I need to know if You’re the shadow I can see
I wanna run to You when the waves break through
I wanna run to You and not turn back
There’s no turning back
Nothing in the past
My eyes on You again
Can’t see nothing at all
But Your outstretched arms
Help me believe it
Though I falter
You got me walking on water
The ocean’s singing, the song of grace
But if I’m honest with myself, I am still afraid
I wanna run to You when the waves break through
I’m gonna run to You and not turn back
There’s no turning back
Nothing in the past
My eyes on You again
Can’t see nothing at all
But Your outstretched arms
Help me believe it
Though I falter
You got me walking on water
I was sinking like a stone again
I was halfway in the grave and then
I looked up and saw Your face again
You pulled me out of the water, water, water
There’s no turning back
Nothing in the past
My eyes on You again
Can’t see nothing at all
But Your outstretched arms
Help me believe it
Though I falter
You got me walking on water
Though I falter
You got me walking on water, water, water
You got me walking on water, water, water, water
 
Heard this song on my way to clinical this week. Whenever the devil tries to enter your mind and make you feel guilty for anything: quitting your job to do whats best for family, bringing back guilty feelings or struggles, etc, praise the Lord and seek him. The bridge gets me to understand that Im gonna fall or mess up, but He is right there to pull me through and walk with me, not over me. Pray like you know he is going to provide, even though we don’t know His plans. Hear and LISTEN to anything that can speak to you this week. Something you have heard over 50x might actually hit your heart.

MOLESKIN:
Truly consider it a privilege to get to grow with you men and meet those that are not from the Eastern Kingdom. At this point, I don’t come for the fitness. The people that want to better themselves make me want to come and support/sweat with you. Just know if Phat Pat came, we would do a burpee for every smart alec comment (in spirit*). But really.

Keep pushing yourself men. It has been an honor to watch you grow and push through exercises that you hate. #Zimahatesrunning  Thanks for helping me stay out of my personal bubble. Especially on the days when I am down.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Prayer requests:

Cravasse. Coworker with left arm problems from MVA
 
Tiny mom. Hospice home care starting
—dog neck problem
 
Father Abraham. Wife upcoming surgery
—-transition after graduation
—getting home fixed
 
Opositive—praise after 2.0s come back from camp stronger in relationship with Christ
 
Announcements

Millington AO launches Monday at Aycock Park

Wide Right VQ at Levee on Monday. Come get a national championship quality workout for FREE. Most likely no burpees!!!!!!!

Oval Office Relays

THE SCENE: Just another pleasant Memphis summer morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
Disclaimer given and PAX were encouraged to run at two paces. Conversational and full speed. YHC thinks these two paces represent the easiest way to see gains in running ability.
WARM-O-RAMA:
1 lap around the Oval Office with butt kickers, high knees, and karaoke
THA-THANG:
Run 1 mile at conversational pace. The PAX embraced the “conversation” mindset and discussed important topics ranging from phantom poops to well…I digress.

The PAX entered the arena of the oval office and were broken into groups of 3.

  • Relay race 1: Approximately 150 yards of running for each man. The winning team took a victory lap around the oval office while losers did 31 burpees (Happy birthday Toms!)
  • Relay race 2: New teams. Race length remained the same. Winners: Victory lap! Losers: 31 Merkins (Happy birthday Toms!)
  • Relay race 3: New teams. Each team sent one man to the far side of the field and race length reduced to approximately 75 yards. Winners: Victory lap! Losers: 31 Jump squats (Happy birthday Toms!)
  • Relay race 4: New teams. Race length increased to approximately 250 yards. Winners: Victory lap! Losers: 31 Lunges (Happy birthday Toms!)

Run 3.5 laps at conversational pace to end at flags. Flutterkicks to all in.

MARY:
Flutterkicks x 20
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“You can’t get much done in life if you only work on days that you feel good.” – Jerry West
A great quote here from the logo, YHC reflected on how often I allow my circumstances to direct my effort. Perhaps aligned with a weaker team, I don’t try my best. Focus on what you can control.

“Naked I came from my mother’s womb, and naked I will depart. The LORD gave and the LORD has taken away; may the name of the LORD be praised.” – Job 1:21

In the spiritual realm, effort doesn’t quite apply like it does in physical fitness. Effort matters, but a HIM must understand his relationship with God, namely that he is not God. This verse from Job comes after he learns of the death of his 10 children. Don’t let circumstances affect your understanding of your relationship to God. 

We prayed for new believers, travel, soon to be born children and family relationships. 

MOLESKIN:
Relays were a hit. Men are able to find a superior level of motivation when competing against an opponent that cannot be achieved in isolation. 

Coffeeteria at Einsteins’ was special. I am grateful for friends that F3 has brought me and the depth of relationship that can be built in a short term is both amazing and convicting. Men need other men in their lives with strong bonds that are not easily broken.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
GrowRuck is coming! Don’t miss an opportunity to get better. Start training now.

21 Guns on Memorial Day 2018

Date: 05/28/2018

AO: The Barracks

QIC: Gus + Granola

PAX: Shoestring, Crayfish, Rabbit, Soulja Boy, Giant, Pirtle, Lil Nicky, Meatball, Hitch, Speaker, Snookie, Handsy, Bottomless, Goldilocks, Blart, Father Abraham, Orange Julius, Bootheel, Costello, Soybean, Phat Pat, Pony Express (RESPECT RESPECT), Dewey, Tiny, Tomb Raider, Mmmbop, Teacher’s Pet, Lazarus, Anklet, Cheesesteak, Bombay, C-Lo, Nature Boy, Red Roofer, Billy Blanks, O Positive, Woody, Captain Obvious, Backseat, Snowman, Granola, Gus | FNGs: Diesel, Butterfinger, Lamb Chop, [unnamed FNG]

Conditions: 70F – humid

WELCOME

DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA

SSH IC x 20
Merkins IC x 10
Daisy Picker IC x 10
Imperial Walker IC x 10
Hillbilly IC x 10

21 Guns workout led by Gus
AMRAP in 21 minutes OYO
One lap (.25 mile)
21 merkins
21 squats
21 burpees
21 Carolina dry docks

In Memoriam
Three-volley salute (“21 Guns”)
Playing of Taps
Honor and Remember the fallen

Partner Workout led by Granola
[Granola divided the quarter-mile loop into thirds and told the PAX to partner up.]
First third: Wheelbarrow
Second third: Partner carry/drag
Third third: Leapfrog
(Granola had hoped to do this seven times. We did it once. Once was enough.)

MARY
Flutter Kick IC x 21
Hello, Dolly! IC x 21
Pickle Pounder IC x 21
ABCs led by Shoestring

Count-O-Rama (46 | 4 FNGs)

Name-O-Rama

COT / BOM:  We honor the service and sacrifice for those who died in the service of our country. Because our country is an imperfect home, we strive to make it better so that they will not have died in vain.

“Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends.” John 15:13

The ultimate example of sacrifice is found in the Person of Jesus Christ, who gave Himself for the sins of the world.

Moleskin: This Memorial Day workout provided an opportunity for the Memphis PAX to be together in one spot, and 46 Men Converged at The Barracks. No one left without a physical beatdown and a reminder of the sacrifice given on our behalf. We thanked the Sky Q for giving us countrymen who would give the “last full measure of devotion” and asked for strength to do the work of making this country worth the sacrifice.

Red Roofer Splashed Merlot.
One FNG left early and didn’t get a name. [EDIT: He was named Trainwreck the next day.]