Quarter Pounder Happy Meal

THE SCENE: Dry, clear, warm.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Check. 
WARM-O-RAMA:

30 SSH’s, 15 IW, 15 Hill Billies, 10 Daisy Pickers.
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the Billboard for 20 leg raises and 20 LBC’s (2 sets).

Mosey to the Rugby Field for some Quarter Pounder action completed doing ladders. (25 merkins, 50 squats, 75 Mountain Climbers, 100 SSH).

Mosey to the skate park. 25 Box Jumps, 25 calf raises (2 sets)

Then at the skatepark YHC called a partner workout: 1 person LBC’s while the other completes 10 “get-outs” from inside the pool.

MARY:
Completed at skate park: 25 Marching Penguins, 10 leg circles with legs hanging over the side of the pool. Then, PAX moseyed back to the flag.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Challenged PAX to talk to reach out to someone who you haven’t talked to in a while. Some of us need to encourage others, so let’s be the HIM’s we are and reach out.

MOLESKIN:
YHC was grateful that the Tuesday Run crew showed up!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None.

Pyramid BOMBS at Old Forest

THE SCENE: Brisk. Dark in the Forest!

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done.

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x25 IC
  • Daisy Pickers x15 IC
  • Michael Phelps x10 IC
  • IW x10 IC
  • Forward Arm Circles x15 IC
  • Reverse Arm Circles x15 IC
  • Hillbillies x10 IC
  • Merkins x10 IC

THA-THANG:
We moseyed to Memphis College of Art for Tha-Thang, stopping twice for 10 tempo merkins IC at each stop. 

  • Burpees
  • Overhead Press
  • Merkins
  • Big Boy Sit-ups
    • Box Jump up the stairs
  • Squats
  • Rinse and repeat

Ascend the pyramid: 5 reps of each, then 10, then 15, then 20, then 25

Descend the pyramid: 20 reps of each, then 15, then 10, then 5

We ran out of time as several PAX were reaching 25 reps, and we began our Mosey back to STARTEX, pausing a couple of time for American Hammer OYO.

MARY:

  • American Hammer x15 IC
  • Boat – Canoe
  • LBCs x10 IC

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 PAX: TLC, Frisky, Stripes, Spicy Cash, Barnum, Dewey, Bartman, Altar Boy, MIB, Bottomless, Easily Amused (QIC)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Cultivate gratitude. What are you grateful for? Take time to be present and aware to the gifts in your life. In our age of cynicism and hopelessness, nothing combats cynicism and inspires hope like gratitude.

MOLESKIN:
I especially enjoyed 2nd F today. Probably in part because hot coffee is finally appealing in this (finally) chilly weather!  Mostly because relationships are being formed by newer and older Old Forest regulars. 2nd F is the glue! 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Inner loopers, check out the Sandlot on Tuesdays! Check the preblast for more announcements.

Fellowship at the Bicycle Gate

THE SCENE: 77*, very dark in the Old Forest. YHC arrived early to finalize the weinke. Gotta keep things interesting and fun and hard. Hopefully we achieved all three. 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Shouted for the sake of Toms and another PAX who were just emerging from their respective cars.

WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x10

MOSEY! 

Handsy, near the front and with some anxiety in his voice, asked if we were leaving for a while. I said yes and chaos ensued. Many PAX went back to grab their water bottles. We kept moving and mocking. 

YHC believes you can get through 35 minutes or so without water, but YHC is not a professional. Whether you want to carry around water during a workout is up to you, but you should be hydrating throughout the day. No shame, but DO drink water all the time. 

When we arrived at the plaza under the bicycle gate, we commenced kicking flutters in cadence until the six arrived. The 6th commandment of F3 is, “Thou shalt not stand around.”

Arm circles (fwd/bkwd) x10; Michael Phelps x10; tempo merkins x10; tempo squats x10

THA-THANG:
Partner up! 

Lazy Dora: Partner 1 starts on exercises while Partner 2 holds a rest position. Flapjack until the cumulative rep totals are completed.
100 Merkins (hold plank)
200 Gas Pumps (feet at 6″)
300 Squats (Al Gore)

Next up, YHC borrowed a partner plank pull/push from Cadre Daniel. Both partners hold low plank facing each other. Clasping hands, they tried to pull each other over. Do that for 10 seconds, switch arms for 10 seconds. Next, in the same position, partners interlocked fingers and put their palms together and tried to push each other over – 10 seconds each arm. 

YHC was the odd man out, so I just did some merkins. Seemed like half the guys had fun and half hated every second. Not sure I’ll ever do that again. I think pull was more effective than push.

NEXT! Gathering near the East side of the plaza, all PAX completed the following:
15 merkins; 15 wide-arm merkins; 15 diamond merkins
Lunge walk to East Pkwy barriers; lunge walk back (plank for the six)
5 merkins; 5 wide-arm; 5 diamonds
Lunge walk to East Pkwy and back (SSH for the six)

GRAB YOUR STUFF! Mosey back to the shovel flag. Flutter kicks in cadence while waiting on the six. 

MARY:
When we got back to the lot, Toaster and Manny were waiting for us. They both arrived a few minutes late and we were already gone. They tried to find us, but the darkness won. Teacher’s Pet and One & Done also emerged from their training run to join us for Mary.

Partner up – same or different – it’s all the same in the dark! 

Partner leg throws. P1 stands, feet about shoulder width apart. P2 lays on back, head under P1’s junk (keep your eyes closed!) and grabs P1’s ankles. P2 lifts legs 90 degreez and P1 throws them down (straight or to either side). P2 attempts to keep his heels from hitting the ground, raising his legs back to 90 degrees each time. Each partner did two sets of 10 reps.

Carolina Dry Docks x10 OYO; CDD x5 OYO

The End.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
19 PAX, 1 FNG (Excel – so named because he’s an accountant by day)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Sad clowns are isolated, lacking meaningful male relationships. Pursue those men. When the valleys of life come, if you’re all alone, it’s near impossible to climb out. 

MIB added, “If you don’t know any isolated men, you probably are one.” Amen. 

MOLESKIN:
The PAX came to work this morning and got a dose of all three effs. Shout out to Barnum and Fish Bowl for slaying Dora! 

Lots of cyclists and one Andrew Best groupie passed through the Bicycle Gate.

Chioccetti placed one of his forearms in gum and lost some arm hair. Yesterday at the Sandlot, he tore a hole in his treasured SL shirt. TAPs for ‘Ccetti. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
SOS is having a YUGE yard sale to benefit their programs. You can drop items off or contact Handsy for more info. 

Tupelo launch is in full swing. See Preblast for info on how you can help.

Coupon Fest (9/18/19)

THE SCENE: A not-so-muggy Wed morning at OldForest
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: DONE
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, Daisy Pickers, Imperial Walkers, HillBillies, Windmills followed by short mosey around the North OF asphalt sidewalk
THA-THANG:
Paired up and each pair grabbed a CMU

Completed following set of exercises Dora style, with one partner on task while other partner moseyed around North OF asphalt sidewalk

  • Blockies (aka Burpee Thruster, Burpee w/CMU) x 100
  • Coupon Swings (like a kettle bell swing but with CMU/coupon) x 100
  • Coupon Squat (air squat while hold CMU/coupon) x 100
  • Coupon Jump (box jump with CMU/coupon as the box) x 100

Followed by “Catch Me If You Can”–one partner moseys with CMU/coupon while other partner does WW2 sit-ups x5 then catches up to other partner and they switch tasks.  Continues until pair complete 1x around sidewalk

MARY:
LBCs x25, Boat/Canoe, Freddy Mercury x 20, American Hammers x20
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
22 PAX (no FNGs): Dewey, Altar Boy, Handsy, Upgrade, Toaster, Bottomless, Goose, Easily Amused, One and Done, Mudslide, Four Eyes, Crayfish, Chioccetti, Teacher’s Pet, Thibodaux, Pirtle, MIB, Lodge, Kingpin, Barnum, Frisky, Doc Hollywood

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Romans 12:1 “I urge you, brothers, in view of God’s mercy to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God–this is your spiritual act of worship.”  My boy Dewey forecasted us being “taken to the slaughter” this morning for the workout, which reminded me of this verse.  Our lives should be lived as sacrifices to God…not to earn his love, or his forgiveness, or his favor, BUT because He has already loved us and given us forgiveness through Jesus.  This gives us the freedom and the motivation to live lives that please Him.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

9/11 OF Backblast: William Wallace visits the U.S.A.

THE SCENE: warm, steamy, dark
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: proclaimed to group once and then again to MIB as he arrived on MIB time
WARM-O-RAMA:

In cadence x 12
Polka Step
Arm Circles (x 16)
Imperial Walkers
Hillbillies
Daisy Pickers (slowly)

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Veterans Plaza. Stopped twice along the way and did Tempo Merkins in cadence till all in.

Once arriving at Veterans Plaza, we counted off into four even teams and went to four corners of the plaza. Basically, one member of each team runs to the middle of the plaza, screams “for freedom” in their best Mel Gibson voice, does a burpee (or two) and returns to his corner.
While William (the runner) heads to the middle, the other team members did the following exercises
U (up/downs)
S (side straddle hops)
A (American Hammer)
Team did AMRAP of each exercise until all team members played the role of Wallace. After each team member was Wallace one time, they’d progress to the next exercise.

After each cycle, PAX did Tempo Merkins till all in and have a 10-count recovery. We got through three cycles and did two burpees instead of one on round two.

Slingshot run halfway back to Startex. Stopped and did Tempo Merkins till all in.

Mosey OYO to Startex. Dips and a crabwalk till all in.

MARY:
Able to sneak in one last set of Tempo Merkins IC.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
16 PAX (No FNGs): Crayfish, Barnum, Altar Boy, Frisky, TLC, Doc Hollywood, Lodge, Toms, Reaper, Easily Amused, Dewey, Goose, Bottomless, Soybean, MIB, Kingpin
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
9/11 changed our world. But it’s not necessarily the events that determine the future, it’s our reaction to those events.
MOLESKIN:
There were a couple women working out in Veterans Plaza. I’m sure they enjoyed our shouts!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
upcoming VAPE session, Reaper moves to Murfreesboro this week

Run DMC at the New U of M Bridge

THE SCENE: a blue LED glow and a refreshing north wind welcomed us
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH
IW
Hillbillies
Daisy Pickers
IC x 15

THA-THANG:
Mosey from track to new U of M pedestrian bridge (.3 miles)

stopped for 20 box jumps along the way

“Run DMC”

  • D – dips at the base of the bridge, run
  • M – merkins in the middle of the bridge, run
  • C – mountain Climbers at the other end
  • Run back across the bridge to where we started with dips
  • start with reps of 5 and increase by 5 each time you return back to the starting point. All PAX got through 20, some got to 25.
  • Bridge is .3 miles from end to end according to those with technology on their wrists

MARY:
Gas pumpers
Little Baby Crunches
Freddie Mercury
American Hammer
IC x 15 (3 times)

Mosey back to startex and had time to do one more round of Mary exercises (x 10)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Upgrade, Chioccetti, Doc Hollywood, Bottomless, Goose, Lodge, MIB, Easily Amused, Reaper, Booyah, Cobol, Crayfish, Altar Boy, Handsey

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Be present even when there’s big things coming up

“It’s Time”.

THE SCENE:

The Sandiest of all Lots; warm and muggy

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 17 IC

THA THANG:

  • 10 Parking Spots + 2 additional alleys were designated a certain exercise/ea
  • PAX would pick a starting Parking Spot to start exercise
  • YHC set timer for 1 Minute for PAX to perform AMRAP their designated exercise until timer sounded
  • PAX would recover then move to the Parking Spot to their immediate left
  • Rinse and Repeat
    • Ex:
    • Merkin
    • Carolina Dry Dock
    • SSH
    • LBC
    • Monkey Humper
    • Burpee
    • Plank Jack
    • Mtn Climber
    • Hand-Release Merkin
    • Rosalita
    • Bear Crawl down about 20 yards then Crawl Bear back* alleys
    • Rinse and Repeat for 2 Minutes/exercise until time expired

MARY:
Last 4 minutes on the timer counted as Mary

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11; Bookworm, Four Eyes, Chioccetti, Goose, MIB, Reaper and O Positive (YHC) for beatdown then Easily Amused, Handsy, Crayfish and Bottomless joined for Mary.

CIRCLE OF TRUST:

THERE IS A TIME FOR EVERYTHING

…and a season for every activity under Heaven.

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

MOLESKIN:

Back to the basics. Glad to have the OF Runners Club join in for Mary; or so they thought. Who knew Monkey Humpers were on the Mary menu?!?! Obviously, they did not.

ISI.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
See: Preblast

ATM’s at Old Forest

AO: Old Forest

QIC: Handsy

THE SCENE: Mild, with just enough breeze to waft the excessive mosquito spray some PAX used through all of our noses.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Done

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH (IC) – 25
  • IW (IC) – 15
  • Hillbillies (IC) – 15
  • Daisy Pickers (IC) – 10
  • Arm circles, forward then backward (IC) – 20

THA-THANG:

All rounds done in the middle of parking lot. Mosey lap around big parking lot island in between OR, as Four Eyes says, “if you bad,” Bear Crawl the width of the parking lot and Crab Walk back to.
Round 1:
ATM’s
Alternating shoulder taps – 15
Tempo Merkins – 10
Merkins (IC) – 10
Mosey OR bear crawl / crab walk
LEGS
Alternating jumping lunges (2=1) – 15
Tempo squats – 10
Squats (IC) – 10
Mosey OR bear crawl / crab walk
ABS
Freddie Mercury – 15
Tempo Hello Dolly – 10
Hello Dolly (IC) – 10
Mosey OR bear crawl / crab walk
Rinse and repeat. Subsequent Rounds – 12, 8, 8… 9, 6, 6… 6, 4, 4… 3, 2, 2

MARY:

  • American Hammer (IC) – 25
  • Hollywood Side Crunches (IC) – 15 each side
  • Hold plank until 0615

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

20 (1 FNG, 1 Irish Goodbye) – Lodge, Mudslide, MIB, Reaper, Crayfish, Bottomless, Frisky (FNG), Teacher’s Pet, Fishbowl, One and Done, Squeegee, Dewey, Upgrade, Altar Boy, Chioccetti, Easily Amused, Doc Hollywood, Kingpin, Jail Bait, Handsy (QIC)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

We all need friendships and connections. Those don’t happen overnight, but require time invested in sharing experiences together. F3 is a perfect example. Press into your relationships and make sure you are being disciplined to get time with those you care about.

MOLESKIN:

It’s hard to Q a workout that requires you to call cadence counts almost the entire time. Had to ask a few PAX to help a few times so I could catch my breath!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Old Forest WILL BE OPEN this Monday, Sept. 2 (Labor Day). Check Pre-blast for any other announcements.

Negative Split 5K

AO: The Barracks

QIC: Handsy

THE SCENE:
Muggy, not too hot. But real muggy.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
Did it.

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • One easy mosey lap around the track followed by about 5 minutes of stretching.

THA-THANG:

We ran a 5k with the goal of a negative split after each mile. Basically, run the next mile faster than you ran the previous mile. To do this you have to be disciplined to not start too fast. Otherwise that 3rd mile will suck more than it already will.

This was an individual challenge for the PAX, not a race. We had several PAX of similar speed levels stick together, but most guys went at a pace that was good for them but still challenging. For those who finished early, I had them run another lap or two (or 3 or 4 in the case of Peek-a-Boo!)

MARY:

We circled up for Mary while a few of the guys were finishing their final laps.

  • Freddie Mercury (IC) – 25
  • Hello Dalai Lhama (IC) – 20

Then we did some more stretching for a few minutes and ended with about 45 seconds of a high plank.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

15 PAX – Chioccetti, Four Eyes, Crayfish, Pop Tart, Reaper, Upgrade, Peek-a-boo, Dewey, Altar Boy, MIB, Goose, Bottomless, Handsy (QIC), Pirtle (IG), Boo-ya (IG)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

We had to be very disciplined to not start our run too fast in order to finish well. We should apply that same discipline to all aspects of our lives. We can’t jump right in to everything full throttle or we might not have enough left in the tank to finish well.

MOLESKIN:

This was a fun and challenging workout…I was encouraged that all PAX worked hard and pushed themselves to hit those negative splits.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
See pre-blast for more announcements.

3 Rounds of 11s at Old Forest

THE SCENE: Full parking lot because of another workout group that meets very sporadically. These men and women need F3 and FIA in their lives.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x20 IC
  • Daisy Pickers x15 IC
  • Forward Arm Circles x10 IC
  • Reverse Arm Circles x10 IC
  • IW x15 IC
  • Merkins x10 IC
  • 30 seconds to stretch OYO

THA-THANG:

We moseyed to the playground, and YHC divided PAX into two groups. Group one completed round one (see below), while group two completed round 2 (see below). Then the groups flapjacked.

Round 1:
11s with dips and box jumps. Move straight to next exercise after reps (i.e., no mosey, etc., between exercises).

Round 2:
11s with pull ups and jump lunges.

Round 3:
11s with merkins (or modify up to derkins) and squats.

Bonus Round:
We finished strong with 15 dips IC and 15 derkins (or merkins) IC.

MARY:

  • American Hammer x20 IC
  • Iron Cross for too long
  • LBCs x20 IC
  • 6″ Leg Raise for too long (A.K.A. painful star gazers)
  • LOLs til 6:15

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
16 PAX – Teacher’s Pet, Bottomless, Low Note, Daniel Tiger, TLC, Miracle Ear, Handsy, Reaper, Kingpin, Fishbowl, Crayfish, Lodge, Dewey, Goose, Doc Hollywood, Easily Amused (QIC)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I’ve noticed two ways to move through life: experiencing life as a passive recipient or experiencing life as an active participant. Passively receiving life lacks courage and risk and faith. Actively participating in life means being aware of what God is doing and joining in His work in the world. It’s a life filled with courage, risk, and faith.

Passively receiving life isn’t necessarily bad, but it’s not full-hearted living. In fact, it’s often necessary and good for the first half of life. But stepping into active participation leads to full-hearted living.

Pray for friends and family of one of Low Note’s friend as they walk through a season of painful tragedy.

MOLESKIN:
It’s an honor be serve as co-AOQ at Old Forest. Good to see Low Note and Daniel Tiger and Kingpin and Fishbowl back out!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Eat at Caritas Village on Thursdays (and any day!). But especially on Thursdays because that’s when Fishbowl is volunteering.