February 14, 2020

Streaking through the Quad

THE SCENE:
24 degrees, cold as a murph. Hobo and OP were already there and then a blinding reflective URO (Unidentified Running Object) appeared from the North.

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F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
I guess I’ll Q, don’t hurt yourself.

WARM-O-RAMA:
Y’all ready? Let’s go.

THA-THANG:
We started off at a maintainable pace for YHC, as the other 3 PAX are superb distance runners.

After completing mile 2 we were all stunned to be greeted by Webelo, who ran out to greet us from his driveway wearing only his bathrobe?!?

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It was as if he was a lion, waiting for his prey, and then pounced out from his hiding spot. He ran with us until we hit the railroad tracks and we bid him farewell.

After completing the loop, the same guy who ran by us last week, asking to buy my truck, asked me again if it was for sale. I’m EHing him next week.

MARY:

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COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
4 PAX in order of arrival, O-Positive 🩸, Hobo 🧙🏼‍♂️, Landline (QIC by default)☎️, Sparky ⚡️

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Honor your commitments. This week I was inspired and then challenged by Hobo to complete my 1st 345. Wednesday night I came down with a horrible case of food poisoning 💩 🤮 🤒. Thursday morning I felt terrible and my M told me to stay home and rest. I told her I couldn’t because I made a promise and promises aren’t meant to be broken. I sucked it up and posted and barely made it through. I am glad I did because I’m now 1 day away from completing a 345.

MOLESKIN:
Do not, I repeat, do not order a chicken philly from Lenny’s in Germantown on poplar near forest hill. You will regret it.

Keep OP in your prayers as he is dealing with a life altering event that was just sprung on him.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Go checkout the announcements channel on slack or F3memphis.com

QIC:
Landline
Workout Date:
02-14-2020