Muda Merkin Mile
Date: 04/29/2019
AO: Bermuda Triangle
QIC: Gus
PAX: Lil Nicky, Mudpants, The Dude, Bailout, Searcy, Chuck E. Cheese, Tomb Raider, Laettner, Gus | FNG: N/A
Conditions: 64F; too humid—I am dreading summer.
WELCOME
DISCLAIMER
NAME INTROS
Warm-o-Rama
SSH IC x 15
Daisy Picker IC x 15
Imperial Walker IC x 15
MERKIN MILE
25 Merkins every quarter mile; Group stays together.
Fat Man Stretches
T-spine Rotation
Pigeon Stretch
Dips & Squats Medley
30 each
24
18
12
6
+10 BONUS to make it an even 100 reps for each exercise
Wall Sits & Power Skips
All PAX hold a wall sit while one PAX power skips around a parking lot island.
T-claps to Mudpants and The Dude for attempting to skip for the first time in their respective lives!
MARY
Plank 2 minutes
WWI sit-ups IC x 15
Plank 1 minute
Flutter Kick IC x 30
Plank 30 seconds
Hello, Dolly! IC x 15
Ratchet Shoulder Blaster to ENDEX
Count-o-Rama (9)
Name-o-Rama
COT / BOM: A Virtuous Leader must be willing to sacrifice his plans for the Acceleration of the Group. Sometimes I’m too proud of my work, my preparation, and my intentions that I don’t achieve what I set out to achieve. Very often, I am more effective when I proceed only after looking in the eye of the Man next to me. This has been true my entire life—football, Army, and F3. Would that I apply those lessons as I Q at home, at work, and in my community.
MOLESKIN: This Group of HIMs came ready to work. Tomb Raider was gassed from bear crawling 5,280 feet before the workout, but you couldn’t even tell. It was good to see some fellas that I hadn’t seen in a while. The Dude made it through his first workout of the week in his quest to join Club 345. Godspeed, Duder!
FNG naming logic: N/A