December 24, 2018

Insanity!

THE SCENE:

The absolute worst kind of cold… the windy kind.

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F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Done sauce.

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x10

123 touch-the-deck x10

Quick Feet/High Knees (30sec each)

Daisy Pickers x10

THA-THANG:
YHC received a set of Insanity workout DVDs as a gift from a homey. Did the Fit test at the beginning of the series to get the feelers it. It sucked. Hated it.

We’re doing it.

The fit test consisted of the following eight exercises AMRAPed for one minute at the most insane rate of speed one can muster with one minute of rest in between.

  • Switch Kicks
  • Squat Jacks Jacks (SSH with a squat added. not to be mistaken with Smurphjacks)
  • Power knees
  • Tuck Jumps
  • “Around the World” broad jump
  • Suicide Jumps (pretty much a merkinless burpee)
  • Merkin Jacks
  • Low-Plank Oblique (stationary Peter Parkers)

PT2:

Next PAX partnered up. Partner 1 performed AMRAP offset merkins with CMU while partner 2 moseyed to the amphitheater stage to knock out 10 BBSU and return to flapjack. Rinse n Repeat using CMU Overhead Press.

PT3:

Bearacides

Bearcrawl 20 yards/Crawlbear back

Bearcrawl 15 yards/Crawlbear back

15 yards

5

… You get it.

MARY:
V-ups x15

Hello Dollies

some other stuff. I can’t remember it all.Β πŸ€”

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Zima, Fugitive, Ragequit, Tiger Lily, Souja Boy

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The Man in the Arena

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

Colossians 3:22-24

Bondservants, obey in everything those who are your earthly masters, not by way of eye-service, as people-pleasers, but with sincerity of heart, fearing the Lord. Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ.

MOLESKIN:
Nice meeting Fugitive. Always love it at Neverland! shiniest AO in Memphis, hands down.

YHC hates the new WordPress editor.

Alright, let’s go get some of that nitro cold brew, boys!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None sauce.