October 31, 2019

Happy Halloween From Under the Bridges of South Main

THE SCENE: rainy, 42 degrees, wind chill of 34 blowing over from Arkansas
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Mosey to the closest bridge (Nettleton)
SSH
Daisy Pickers
Arm Circles
Hillsbillies
Imperial Walkers
IN CADENCE
Mosey to the next bridge (Front St)

THA-THANG: Costume-Themed Exercises

  • Iron Hulk
    • burpees/shoulder thrusters: 1:4 ratio until you get to 10:40, plank till all in
    • Mosey to Puck Food Hall side patio
  • Captain Thor
    • Big Boy Sit Up/American Hammer: 1:4 ratio until you get to 10:40
    • Mosey to the next bridge (GE Patterson by Central Station)
  • Insect-A-Thon
    • Jiminey Cricket/Peter Parker: 1:4 ratio until you get to 10:40
    • Jiminey Crickets are merkins but at top of merkin your feet and hands come off the ground like the jumping of a cricket
    • Flutter Kicks till all in

MARY:

  • Freddie Mercury
  • Flutter Kicks
  • American Hammers
  • IC
  • Mosey back to Startex

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 PAX – Altar Boy, Farmer, Dawson, Soybean, Teacher’s Pet

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be real (go costumeless) in life. If you find you’re submerged with people that won’t allow you to your true self, find some new people.

MOLESKIN:
Famer’s pants ripped on his first Hillbilly!
We left moseyed out of startex at 5:00. Soybean & TP showed up shortly thereafter and ran around looking for us till 5:45. We found them lunge-walking upon our return to the parking lot.