6 over par…FOREties. See what I did there.

THE SCENE: Humid, damp, balmy but delightful
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: done & done. don’t be an idiot.

  • SSH x 20
  • Imperial Walkers x 10
  • Hillbillies x 10
  • Daisy Pickers x 10
  • Static leg stretches and groin stretch
  • Little Mosey to the 5th hole on the Overton Park Golf Course

The score for par on the 9 holes at the Overton park golf course is 34 and our workout today was geared around 40’s (the more intense relative of 11’s) which prompted the naming of “6 over par” to today’s workout.

On the tee box at hole no. 5, we started our 40s with burpees and then ran the length of the hole to the green where we did merkins.  This was our routine:

  • 30 Burpees, run to the green, 10 Merkins, run back to tee box, 10 count, “Recovery MARY” of 15 LBCs
  • 25 Burpees, running backwards to green, 15 Merkins, run to tee box – 10 count, Recovery MARY of 10 Big Boy Situps
  • 20 Burpees, run to green, 20 Merkins, run to tee box, 10 count, Recovery MARY with 15 Freddie Mercuries
  • 15 Burpees, run backwards to green, 25 Merkins, run to tee box, 10 count, Recovery MARY with Iron Cross x 1 minute
  • 10 Burpees, run to green, 30 Merkins, run to tee box til all in with a Mosey back to Shovel Flag.

No additional MARY at the end of the workout.
15 PAX (1 FNG – Beesley)
I was challenged by a good word from a visiting pastor yesterday during worship.  He reviewed the proverb/saying…”If you give a man a fish…you feed him for a day.  If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.”  He then added another line that I had never heard, “If you train a man to fish…..” No one knew the answer at this point.  He paused and said….”You feed his entire village.”  He then challenged us to learn how to share our faith and what we believe and be ready and equipped to engage those searching for Jesus in a way that we not only feed them, but are able to train them to feed others.  Challenge for the PAX today was for each of us to examine our own walks in faith and decide where we were in this paradigm.  Feeding, Teaching or Training.

Idea for this workout came from a discussion with Shoestring at the Mothership this past Saturday about why we people just don’t do burpees in workouts anymore.  That we have begun to over-complicate the workouts.  I thought…yeah, he might have a point.  Thus, this workout idea was conceived.

Great energy from the group through noticeable groans of discomfort and pain with several PAX endorsing each exercise with “great idea” or “of course” or “recovery?!”  Each PAX pushed himself and each other which is always encouraging to see and be apart of.  PAX encouraged our FNG as well which was great to see.  Toms successfully completed the fastest 10 count that I have heard in an F3 workout.  Also, Toms saved yours truly from swallowing a spider during Ruckership with some clutch spiderweb vision with his headlamp.  Abounding T-Claps to Toms for that one.

Prayers requests:  Four Eyes upcoming inspection and praise for his pending contract on their home they are trying to sell.  Prayers for Smalls with a welcome to Memphis.  He starts his new job in Memphis today.  He also has a friend Jake who is battling with his second bought of leukemia in Seatle.  Prayers for Father Abraham’s wife recovering from surgery.  Prayers for Teacher’s Pet as he is leading a group of traveling Chinese students.  Prayers that those that don’t know the Lord will come to know him better during these 2 weeks.

Monkeys on an Escalator

THE SCENE: About 75 degrees, clear with a beautiful sunrise in sight


Baby Arm Circles IC X 15 (forward and reverse)

Daisy Picker IC x 15

Mummy Kicks IC x 20

Finkle Swing

Mosey to bike gate and back to shovel flag


Four Corner Escalator

Combination of Four Corners and an Escalator.  Split into four groups. Four exercises . 10 big boy sit-ups,  run to the next corner on the longer stretches and crab walk to the next corner on the shorter stretches. On the next corner, we escalate  – 10 big boy sit-ups + 20 Bobby Hurleys . Move to next corner  10 big boy sits-ups + 20 Bobby Hurleys.  Move to next corner 10 big boy sit-ups + 20 Bobby Hurleys + 30 Merkins. Move to next corner 10 big boy sit-ups + 20 Bobby Hurleys + 30 Merkins + 40 Squats.  Now it’s time to back down the escalator 40 Squats + 30 Merkins + 20 Bobby Hurleys + 10 big boy sit-ups. The next corner 30 Merkins + 20 Bobby Hurleys + 10 big boy sit-ups, and so on until we get all the way back down to just 10 big boy sit-ups

Howling Monkeys

In a circle, everyone grabs their ankles in Monkey Humper fashion. The first person does ten monkey humpers followed by the next person and so on as in other “ring of fire” exercises, without letting go of the ankles.

Playground Track Mosey + Dips and Incline Merkins

Mosey around playground track with two stops at the long stone picnic tables

Stop 1:

2 sets –

15 x Dips

15 x Incline Merkins

Stop 2:

1 set –

15 X Dips

15 x Incline Merkins

Ran out of time for Mary

14 Pax – 1 FNG (Carmen Sandiego)

 “I am the vine; you are the branches. Whoever abides in me and I in him, he it is that bears much fruit, for apart from me you can do nothing.” John 15:5

It’s easy for us to go on auto-pilot with our jobs, our responsibilities, our marriages, kids, etc.  Take to time to abide in the vine, the loving nurturing presence of God. By yourself, in a crowded room, with friends and family, we are always connected to the Vine. He is always there to help us and give us life if we abide in Him.


Four Eyes asked for devotional ideas and 3rd ideas for serving, etc.

In the forest, the quiet forest, a damp beat-down delight

Swamp-like conditions in the deepest reaches of the Old Forest, without a single zephyr beside the life-giving attitude of seven team-oriented PAX.


SSH IC x 20
IW IC x 20
Daisy Pickers IC x 15

PAX moseyed to a remote and airless corner of the Copperheads’ domain where eight stations were marked in chalk, to be completed in descending reps: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5… Shoutout to Four Eyes and Shoestring for pushing themselves halfway through Rep 5 before the return mosey:

  • Burpees
  • Lunges
  • Merkins
  • Big-boy Sit-ups
  • Overhead Claps
  • Mountain Climbers
  • Jump Squats
  • Carolina Dry Docks

Four Eyes’ choice: Annie IC x 12.5
Handsy’s choice: Like a SSH, but on your six IC x 10

7 PAX: MIB, Browns, Four Eyes, Shoestring, Bottomless, Handsy, Ergo

In Luke 18:15-17, the disciples attempt to insulate Jesus from the little children, whom they deemed unworthy of Jesus’ time. Let’s do the opposite; instead of filtering out our worries and needs that are “not worth God’s time,” let’s take everything to our Father today in a continuous conversation.

In a post-workout experiment, several PAX wrung out such a volume of sweat that, if properly harnessed, it could have satisfied Teacher’s Pet’s thirsty petunias, which YHC has been tasked with watering this week.


Q School at Ye Old Forest

THE SCENE: Humid 79 degrees

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done!  We spoke about the disclaimer for a moment before jumping into the Warm-O-Rama, after all its Q SCHOOL!

SSH IC x20
IW IC x20
Imperial Squat Walkers IC x20
Little Man in the Woods IC x10
SSH IC x10 and another x10 silently
Penalty Burpees OYO x10
Mosey to the Levitt Shell (stopped to do Merkins x10 and Mountain Climbers x20)

10 Merkins, BBS & Squats. Run backwards to the top of Levitt Shell Amphitheater and run back down.  Increase all exercises by 5 reps each trip back down.  AMRAP for 20 mins.

Mosey back to startex.  (Stopped to do SSH x20 and Freddy Mercury x20)

American Hammers IC x20

14 Pax.  2 FNG’s.  Welcome Cowpoke and Peffercorn

We are all working to improve our physical fitness.  When I started F3, YHC splashed merlot 16 minutes into the workout.  YHC has worked hard to improve myself physically.  Lets also not forget or neglect our spiritual fitness.  If you are, you will feel it.  As HIM, we are obligated to be well rounded in every area of life.  Do not neglect your spiritual fitness or meeting with other men to grow yourself in your faith.

The pax pushed themselves on the moseys.  I know running is not everyones favorite but watching men put in work gets YHC fired up!!  Rabbit also had his first experience with the Levitt Shell.  Hope she wasn’t too mean.

forgot… oops.

Four corners with a werkin ring o’fire


  • SSH x 20
  • Imperial Walkers x 15
  • LBAC (little baby arm circles) x 10 forward; reverse
  • Windmill x 15
  • Quick mosey around East parkway playground back to shovel flag

We had 5 PAX and we did a variation of four corners (and added the shovel flag in the center as a 5th point).  Each exercise was done AMRAP for 2 minutes until Q would call to rotate.  When we rotated, the PAX on the short sides of the 4 corners would Bear Crawl to the next exercise while the PAX with the longer distances would run backwards.

  • Corner 1: Merkins
  • Corner 2: CMU curls
  • Corner 3: LBC’s
  • Corner 4: Squats
  • Shovel Flag: Carolina Dry Docks

We did 2 rotations of this exercise and gathered all-in at the shovel flag.  We then moseyed around the playground/walking trail.  We stopped at a picnic table and did AMRAP dips for 1-2 minutes and then did big boy situps x 10.  At all in, we continued moseying and stopped at another picnic table and did incline merkins AMRAP for 1-2 minutes and then another 10 big boy situps.  At all in, we finished the lap around the walking trail and ran 1 more lap before all-in at the shovel flag.

To close the workout, we did a Ring of Fire with Werkins first x 2 rotations then Diamond Merkins x 2 rotations.

  • Flutter kicks x 20
  • Freddie Mercury x 20
  • American Hammer x 15
  • Leg lift with hold at 6 inches for 30 seconds

5 PAX (no FNGS): Ergo, Dewey, Browns, MIB, Bottomless (Q)
Challenged the PAX with a thought related to the presence of God in our lives.  The fact that he is ever present and what that looks like in our relationships, in our thoughts, our words, our actions.  The fact that God, himself, is present with you during those moments.  Wanted to challenge the PAX to consider that not as a scary proposition but as a challenge and a hopeful reminder that he is there and that he cares for each HIM.

Prayers: Prayers for Dewey’s brother, Mike, who is experiencing a lot of the symptoms of the Sad Clown.  Prayers that Dewey can be what his brother needs and yet challenge him to be more than what he is settling to be right now.  Prayers for an interrupter to push him towards something more.
This was the first time that I’ve Q’d with a smaller group.  In a lot of ways, I really enjoyed the smaller numbers because it was easier to encourage and get to know the HIM that were there.  It is a challenge to make sure that each HIM is being pushed in an AMRAP routine because it is really a self-determined intensity level.  All in all, we were all better for being there.

More than I can bear!

THE SCENE:  Approximately 78 degrees with light intermittent showers

SSH IC x 20

Imperial Walkers IC x 15

Daisy Pickers IC x 15

Baby Arm Circles IC x 10 (Both directions

Finkle Swings

Mosey around playground track


11s with Bear Crawl/Crawl Bear –

  • Bear crawl across parking lot and perform 10 jump squats
  • Crawl bear back across parking lot, place feet on curb and perform 1 derkin
  • Continue with standard 11s routine (9 jump squats, 2 derkins; 8 jump squats, 3 derkin, etc.) until all PAX get to 1 jump squat and 10 derkins.

– Bonus mosey around playground track

Circle Burp – 

All PAX stand in circle and do high knees. Going counterclockwise each PAX says “down” when he is ready and all PAX drop and do one burpee. We did this all the through twice adding a second pushup to each burpee in the second round.


LBFCs – Little Baby Flutter Crunches (combo of flutter kick and LBCs) IC x 15

Manatee – Superman position, twist back to hold right leg with left arm hold for 30 secs. Twist back to hold left leg with right arm, hold for 30 secs. Recover.

American Hammer IC x 31


11 PAX – Dewey (QIC), MIB, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Crayfish, Bottomless, Teacher’s Pet, Ergo, Pirtle; 2 FNGs – Bye Bye Birdie and One and Done;  1 Willy Loman – Cyclops (from The Fort, SC)


YHQ talked about the importance of honesty. We all need someone we can trust to talk about our struggles. We can go through the motions of accountability without really being honest with ourselves and others. We’ve all got to remember that we’re all human and have faults, and there are those who love us unconditionally (like God loves us) who will accept us no matter what we have to share with them.  Be honest. Don’t hide, it’s not worth it.

Pirtle referred to this as the “I Will Destroy Your Shoulders’ Q”, but personally I’m feeling it more in my legs! Jump squats and bear crawls are a painful combination. Thanks to everyone who came today!

Four Eyes speaking at Second Pres. tomorrow – see Slack for more details

The hardest thing you did at OF before 6:30 today


10 penalty burpees for the AOQ forgetting the flag.

stretching, SSH, baby arm circles
We did a circuit:

  • Station one: CMU squats and overhead press times 25
  • Station B: high knee burpees.
  • Station 4: plank walk around an island
  • Run to and from the Bike Gate
  • Continue circuit
  • At 6, we paired off for Burdened Bear Crawls. One partner does a bear crawl while the other partner pushes against their shoulders for resistance.

100’s, alternating straight leg crunches, multiple mountain climber variations
14 Pax with 2 FNGs (Take Two and Nacho Grande)
Encouragement to look at own beliefs, ideals and values and see where we might be wrong.


Monday Morning Cardio Recovery in the OF

THE SCENE: Much more humid than Canada (just got back from Toronto yesterday evening); but the air was purer for sure
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: completed.  welcomed 1 FNG


  • SSH x 20
  • Arm circles x 20 (10 forward, 10 reverse)
  • Windmills x 20
  • Daisy Pickers x 20
  • Merkins x 10

After warm-o-rama, we moseyed briefly over to the East Pavilion playground area on East Parkway.  The goal of today’s workout was recovery.  Each move was done AMRAP at 30 second intervals:

  • Jane Fonda – LEFT
  • Abductor leg lift – LEFT
  • Horse step – LEFT
  • Forearm side plank – LEFT (repeat on RIGHT side)
  • 20 Merkins

Next circuit:

  • Glute lift – LEFT
  • Scorpion – LEFT
  • Shoulder stretch with Child’s pose – LEFT
  • Hamstring/Hip flexor combo stretch – LEFT
  • Step through groiner – LEFT
  • Pigeon – LEFT
  • Runner’s stretch push ups – LEFT (repeat on RIGHT side)

Next circuit:

  • “Polka” stretch
  • Hip circles
  • “Polka” stretch with step back lung (RIGHT then LEFT)
  • Double knee pulls
  • Front to back lunges (RIGHT then LEFT)
  • Double quad stretch
  • Glide lunge
  • Tin Man Zombie

Next circuit (on our six):

  • Glute rocker (RIGHT then LEFT)
  • Double knee pull (on ground with head raised for abdominal work)
  • Double pigeon pull (head raised for ab work)
  • Spinal twist
  • Scissor stretch (head raised for ab work)
  • Slow Freddie Mercury with a leg raise stretch (“Farrthing stretch”)
  • Banana on RIGHT side
  • Superman
  • Banana on LEFT side
    7 PAX (1 FNG) – Moth Balls, Sir-Mix-A-Lot, Ergo, Goldilocks, Blart, Bottomless (AOQ), Scout Team (FNG)
    Inspiration for today’s workout came from my recent trip out of town.  Spent 4-5 days away from my normal routine with my wife (sans children) and really appreciated the opportunity for recovery.  Often, we busy ourselves with daily routine, obligations, etc. and neglect the need for rest and recovery.  Felt like demonstrating its importance with our physical bodies was a good start, but also challenging the PAX to seek opportunities to recover and care for our spiritual and emotional needs as well.  This is where longevity and true quality of life occurs.

Prayers: Ergo returning to work after being on 2 week vacation; Moth Balls selling his home and the stresses associated with that.
Appreciated the PAX encouragement today in doing something different than the normal.  Each time that I am given an opportunity to Q I want to provide something new or different that both challenges the PAX to get better but also gives them a new perspective.  I hope that was accomplished today.
No announcements


THE SCENE: A cool (by Memphis standards) 65 degree clear morning.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Pax were welcomed and disclaimed – no FNG’s, no Phat Pat (again).


Mummy Hops X 20

Baby Arm Circles X 20 (f&b)

Assorted stretching

Pax were separated into two teams to descend the mix a lot ladders. SML supplied a playlist of bangers to keep the intensity up.

Upper Body Ladders

  • Merkins: 10 & descending to 1
  • Dips: 10 & descending to 1
  • Burpees: 10 & descending to 1

Lower Body Ladders

  • Jump Squats: 10 & descending to 1
  • Double-Leg-Lunges: 10 & descending to 1
  • Curbside Calf Raises: 10 & descending to 1

(Switch muscle group at end of each song – ie: when ‘DNA’ by Kendrick Lamar fades out, I switch from the upper body ladder to the lower body ladder until done)

After the ladders were completed, pax participated in an 8 minute ‘First Nation Run’ (fka: Indian Run) in which lead pax carries the speaker and passes it to new lead pax after they change places.

Bear crawl for last 2 minutes.

LBC’s X20

Freddie Mercury’s X 20

Iron Cross X 1min

Jane Fondas X 20

11 PAX, no FNG’s
1 Cor 9:24-27 – don’t run to finish, run to win (in every area of life: physically, emotionally, spiritually, in fatherhood, husbandry, friendship, etc etc)
Had a near splash at the end from Heart Attack, but ultimately kept it in. Next time, perhaps.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Black ops Opp Thursday morning at SOS (Poplar/Hollywood in Binghampton) – 5am Handsy beatdown (be advised – coed group of college camp staff is included in this beatdown).


THE SCENE: BEAUTIFUL lower 60’s well-lit gloom.


SSH x20, IW x20, Merkins x20, Squats x20.

Mosey w coupons to pull up bars, set coupons off playground a few yards.


With partner, alternate between doing the BOMBS exercise and doing 1-2 pullups.

50 Burpees: coupon burpees (raise coupon overhead, hands on coupon during pushup)

100 Overhead Press (w coupon)

150 Merkins (one hand on coupon, alternate each hand)

200 Big Boy Sit ups: with coupon on chest

250 Squats (holding coupon)

(we were somewhere in the BBSU’s at 5:58, so QIC Omaha’d everyone into squats for last 2-3 min).

Stop at 6:00.  11’s across picnic table:

Start with 10: 4-count Flutter Kick, 1: 4-count Overhead Clap.

Groiners x10, gas pumps x10, shoulder taps x10. Repeat x3.

12 Pax (Kotters to MIB):  Father Abraham, Hotwire, Blart, Dewey, Sir Mix A Lot, Soybean, Bottomless, Bookworm, Meatball, MIB, Hitch, Four Eyes


You are here for others, not yourself. Changes how you respond to adversity. Changes my short term response bc of my long term goals.
In the Presbyterian context…Chief end of man is to know God and enjoy him forever. Not get rich or enjoy life. Those things may happen, but they are not an end we should be working toward. When we are focused on knowing God and enjoying him, we are able to bear some unusual things from the perspective of the rest of the world.

BOMBS always reminds me of my VQ and the day that Soybean, Irma, and Phat Pat came to us.
Phat Pat on Q at Sandlot tomorrow. Duck Duck Goose.