January 23, 2021

Relentless2

THE SCENE: Shorts weather. 4 pre-rucked and 2 pre-ran. First Q of Paper Cut’s new dynasty. F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Given succinctly. WARM-O-RAMA: None. The Thang started off slow to allow for warm up and then intensified accordingly. THA-THANG: Movements were completed immediately after All In each time in order to maintain constant and relentless movement without time for…

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January 6, 2021

Relentless

THE SCENE: Above freezing, but not by much. PAX sitting in their vehicles until 3 minutes to StartEx. Cones set up. Plan set. F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Given succinctly. WARM-O-RAMA: None. The Thang started off slow to allow for warm up and then intensified accordingly. THA-THANG: Movements were completed immediately after All In each time in order to maintain…

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December 19, 2020

Burpee Bombs

THE SCENE: Freezing, but not for long. F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Given, and then given again for Couch Potato. WARM-O-RAMA: SSH ICx20 Merkins ICx5 Imperial Walkers ICx10 Daisy Pickers ICx10 Mosey THA-THANG: BOMBS – PAX paired off and completed a combined total of: 50 burpees 100 overhead claps 150 merkins 100 big boy situps 50 squats As one partner…

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November 21, 2020

Tony Hawk T Hand Release Body Bag Builder 11s

THE SCENE: Shorts weather. F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Given. WARM-O-RAMA: Mosey w/ CMU. Shoulder Rolls ICx10 Tempo Squat ICx10 Imperial Walkers ICx10 T Hand Release Merkins ICx10 Reverse run up library hill. THA-THANG: 11s. At bottom of hill PAX would complete X number of Deep Squats. Mosey backwards up hill. At first cone, perform 5 T Hand Release Derkins…

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October 16, 2020

Easiest 11s

THE SCENE: DHL used his 4×4 truck to destroy a Corona Lite Bottle prior to StartEx. The sounds of glass shattering felt fitting on this cool morning. F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Given…in cadence…while rhyming. WARM-O-RAMA: SSH ICx20 Imperial Walkers ICx20 Tempo Squats ICx10 Merkins ICx5 Forward Arm Circles ICx10 Reverse Arm Circles ICx10 Overhead Arm Claps ICx10 Seal Claps…

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September 25, 2020

4 Fell Down a Ladder

THE SCENE: Shorts weather. Barely. F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER I have conversations with men about a potential men’s health product called “Slick-Butt” at 0529 on Friday mornings. Clearly, not a professional. WARM-O-RAMA: SSH ICx10 Tempo Squats ICx10 Imperial Walkers ICx10 Merkins ICx10 Monkey Humpers ICx10 Arm Circles ICx10 THA-THANG: Squats ICx100 (1 is 1) Incline Merkins OYOx90 Flutter Kicks…

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August 28, 2020

2 Mountains

THE SCENE: Gloomy with a chance of meatballs. F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Given WARM-O-RAMA: Squat ICx10 Imperial Walker ICx10 Daisy Picker ICx10 Calf Raises ICx10 Rear Lunge ICx10 Mosey THA-THANG: PAX had to climb the mountain with their rucks/tires/sandbags. This was done in the form of 2 sets of 11’s on a 65 yard hill. Set 1: Bottom exercise…

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July 31, 2020

Full Body Workout

THE SCENE: Humid, moist, damp. Several frogs may have not survived the pre-run/tire pull. Blame Speedy running too fast. Farmer drove 2.5 hours for this workout, so I had to make it one worth his while. F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Given like 8 times. WARM-O-RAMA: Flutter Kicks ICx31 Inch Worms OYOx31 Monkey Humpers ICx16 Mosey Monkey Humpers ICx15 (for…

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June 28, 2020

Don’t Pick Up Snakes, Farmer!

THE SCENE: Mid-70s. Gus and Farmer just finished a pre-ruck, and Sparky got in a few pre-run miles. F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Given WARM-O-RAMA: SSH IC x 2 THA-THANG: 4.25 miles of mostly trails along the west side of Shelby Farms paralleling the Wolf River north to the Greenline. PAX planked approximately every .75 miles IOT keep everyone together….

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June 20, 2020

OH HILL NO!

THE SCENE: Clear and calm. F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Given. WARM-O-RAMA: Overhead Arm Claps, Seal Claps, Arm Circles F/R all x10 IC. Daisy Pickers IC x 10 Squat IC x 10 Mosey THA-THANG: PAX were suggested to grab a log of a desirable weight. Tremor, of course, grabbed the biggest log immediately and was known as the BLC or…

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