November 22, 2019

A Soggy Turd is Better than Dunkin Donuts

THE SCENE:
Alarm went off at 0450; I heard rolling thunder and saw a few flashes of lightning.  I eagerly grabbed my phone and opened Slack, hoping to see cancellation announcements that would allow me to roll over and go back to sleep in my nice comfy bed.

Instead, I saw a comment in the Turd channel from Speedy noting that if we had to cancel, we’d meet at Dunkin Donuts and attendance would still count for the Very Important Nanner Flag signature goals.  Guess I’m getting up.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
Repeatedly.

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x20.   First 5 IC, then silence.  Penalty would be assessed if we didn’t end together.

This was a dumpster fire by the 3rd silent rep.  DHL was jumping while everyone else was landing, which made Speedy laugh and lose his own count.  There were 5 of us and not a single person ended at the same time.  10 Burpees OYO.

Windmills x15 IC
Imperial Walkers x15 IC
Arm Circles x10 (each direction)

THA-THANG:
Super 21s
Designated Point 1 (one end of the row of parking spaces by the Shovel Flag) and Point 2 (the other end).  Method of travel between points: Mosey

Point 1: 1 merkin; Point 2: 1 BBSU
Point 1: 2 merkins; Point 2: 2 BBSU

Point 1: 21 merkins; Point 2: 21 BBSU

Rest break after round 10:  21 Tony Hawk Jump Squats
Rest breaks after rounds 14, 17, and 19:  21 Squats

MARY:
The 231 BBSU during the Thang should satisfy her.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5:  Choker (QIC), DHL, Gun Show, Speedy, Tremor

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Decide to post the night before.  Tell someone.

MOLESKIN:
Hot fresh donuts sound great.  Nanners and hot coffee with your brothers at a soggy Turd is way better.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Thanksgiving Convergence at the Berm. 
Christmas Convergence at the Mothership.